Thanks!!!

Hi frns,
           This post is truly for all the bloggers who supported me to write more and create more in my blogs.Well i must say that i fulfilled my dream to make people laugh but even though i cry,i really can't say that why iam so emotional these days but i must say the time is coming to an end.....

Hey guys mr.bean brought me a cute teddy want me to show you guys????

well...hehehe...i thinkkkkk.....

MR.BEAN......UNCLE!!!!!!!

well guys long time no jokes i think,wait a second let me search for good jokessss.....

1)A young boy had just

gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father,
who was a minister,
if they could discuss his use
of the family car.

His father said to him,
"I'll make a deal with you.
You bring your grades up,
study your bible a little,
and get your hair cut,
then we will talk about it."

A month later the boy came back
and again asked his father if
they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said, "Son,
I'm real proud of you.
You have brought your grades up,
you've studied your bible diligently,
but you didn't get a hair cut!"

The young man waited a moment
and replied, "You know dad,
I've been thinking about that.
You know Samson had long hair,
Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair,
and even Jesus had long hair."

 His father replied,
"Yes son,
and they walked everywhere they went!"

GUYS SO THAT'S ALL FOR NOW,MEANWHILE CHECK OUT FOR MY LATEST POSTS....

asthena vestha...

bye then...

A Nice and Sweet Birthday!!!!!

Hi folks,

Today is really an memorable day u know why because iam going to create a birthday party where  my three favorite comedians will come and lets see how it will be like......

             Me: oh no,again Uncle bean is late...huh..

                Mr.Bean : Hiiiiiiii

             Me:Uncle,great to see you iam glad that you are here...


            Mr.Bean:(Showing teddy to me)

                Me: i hope Charlie uncle is not late....

                Mr.Bean:uhhhhhhuhhhhh(playing with teddy)

             Charlie:Hiiiii

  Me:Glad to see you uncle..i hope where is the uncle i met this afternoon he is funny..hmm.i told him it's my birthday party!!!

Brahmanandam:Hi talli ela vunav(hi dear how are you?)

Mr.Bean & Charlie: WHOZ THIS GUY???

Brahmanandam:Hello im brahmanandham,nenu india lo andhra nunchi vachanandi mee perentandi?(i came from andhra,what's your name)

Mr.Bean:uhhhhhuhhhh....brahma..nandham...hmhmhm...

Charlie:ok dear i got work bye...have a nice party...

Me:Bye Uncle...

Brahmanandham:entamma athanu enduku vellipoyaru?(why did he went?)

Me:he went away because he had some work so,uncle please wait i will get you a cool drink...

Mr.Bean:(Teasing Brahmanandham )

Brahmanandham:enti nuvve ala petta galava nenu pedathanu chudu..uhmmm..(Teasing Mr.Bean)

Me:Uncles iam gonna cut the cake will u guys come over here!!!!(shouting)

Mr.Bean&Brahmanandham comes in a rush...

ME:(Cutting Birthday Cake)

Mr.Bean:(Shouting "Happy Birthday")

Brahmanandham:Shouting even bigger than Mr.Bean and chattering him...

Me:Thanks everyone for coming to my party!!!!

Brahmanandham:(Staring at Mr.Bean)ahmmm amai veedenti epudu ah bomani petukunadu... (Y he carries a toy with him?)

Mr.Bean:why are you staring at me...(showing big eyes at him)

Me:Stop it uncles,i love you guys thanks for coming please you both be friends for my sake??? plzzzz...

Mr.Bean:staring

Brahmanandham:ok namma...(ok)(staring)

Me:ok uncles i think today is the best day ever.....

Me:bye....

Brahmanandham:bye talliiii...bye ra beanu..ento perulu...huh..velthanama jagratha naku anumaname ithani chusthunte...(iam going,take care..)

Mr.Bean:Take care...bye nandam..hehehehehehehehe.....(Teasing him)

Thanks for all you guys for reading this small topic just a small story...

Laugh

Hi frns,

These days i'm not that happy that i laugh,but you know why because Mr.Bean is dancing in my blog..see there.
huh..Uncle Bean...come here..
well guys are you getting smile...

hmmm....

well today i will start with.....hmmm...jokes....funny pictures...nooo...my own jokes....ok..

***One day i went to Shopping(usually most  of my time i spend in shopping) and saw a couple who are really busy in purchasing and many might awestruck that they purchased a lot!!!
well i did my shopping too and stood behind the couple at the billing counter,suddenly they went back when their
billing is going on and i came front,
then the counter boy said "its 10,000 ma'am"
i looked back and saw that the couple was not there!!
well i said to him that those items were not mine,then the quarrel started
the counter boy got angry and yelled at me that "if you are not having that much money why you came to shopping??"
i said "hello r,its not my package and it was theirs some couple's just passed by here"
then the boy said:"but they said you are the one paying the bill!!"
I got into my nerves(pity me )
i yelled at him saying:"i donno them and will you believe what they say??"
then the boy replied:"how would i recognize you ma'am,just pay the bill!!""
i got tensed and i don't have money too but why i should pay,i just said to him "i donno them"
the boy called up his manager and said to him the matter,the manager is a stupid,
he just spoke to me in a rough manner saying "why ma'am you took all these things and saying you just don't know this"
well i was really in anger and about to yell at them and suddenly those couple arrived and said that "hey boy,where is our uncle standing here??
didn't he pay the money??"
well that was a relief for me,the shopkeeper apologized to me and gave me many gifts for their rude behavior,lucky me i got more than i expect..hehehe...

that's all folks see ya...

next time ROCK ON!!!    

Evolution of human in various countries(JOKE)

Hi frns,
          Summer is very hot here in india,alas,well today my uncle bean is not coming(actually he is angry with me)
because i stole his TEDDY heheheh...
well jokes apart,no inside...

I like europe very much well lets see the evolution of EUROPE:----

RUSSIA people are friendly...heheheh...

America got lots of restaurants.....

JAPAN robots my favorite....

Teddy's my favorite....

 people  of POLAND.....

Vietnam....hmmm...

Africa....hmmmm...

CHINA......hmmm...

GERMANY....HMM...

INDIA...hhahahahahaha...

CANADA...HMM..

ATLAST IRAN....(it's just a joke yar)

People i love all of you,it's just a funny side of me don't take it to HEART PLZZZZ.....

bye cya...

Jokes for my friends!!!!

Hi frns,

These days my blog has got no post because i was just swirling in cyclone!!!!(actually our state got hit by cyclone)hehe....
well today uncle mr.bean is not coming to thrill us,but i'm bringing a cute toy bear to cheer up you guys!!!
its teddy...

(closing nose....hehehe)

1)A man called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. 

"Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."

Confused, the man went to his Priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest.

"A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel."

The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?!"

"Simple", replied the Priest...

"It doesn't matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed!" 

2)A bum comes up to the front door of a very expensive house and raps gently on the door. When the rich owner answers, the bum asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days." 

The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal." 

So the bum goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in." 

The bum says, "Thank you very much. But there's something that I think you should know. It's not a porch you got there. It's a BMW." 
 

3)A young Irish boy said to his grandfather. "Make a frog noise for me Grandad."

"No, son, I don't feel like making a frog noise right now"
"Oh please Granddad, make a frog noise."
"No, I don't want to."
"Oh please Granddad, make a frog noise.
"Why is it so important to you that I make a frog noise?"
"Mom says when you croak we can have this house"
 

4)Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. 

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.

One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"

5)Emma Sue died during the night, and her husband Buddy called 911.

The 911 operator told Buddy that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Buddy replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Buddy said, "How 'bout if I just drag her over to Oak Street."

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6)Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were driving on the highway, on their way to go bear hunting. They come upon this fork in the road, where there was a sign that said " BEAR LEFT". They turned around and went home.

That's all folks,hope you enjoyed these........

NAN CHI KYA......

bye......

Jokes jokes jokes!!!!!

Hi frns,

           hey guys these days not feeling well though but thought to write a post,laughing make us healthy and it will make us forget each and every tension or stress which we have,that's the reason may be i created my laughing blog to make others laugh!!

Well,i really thank to those people who really like my blog may be i'm good at making people laugh,i knew in every post of mine one will be the highlighted joke for sure!!!

well coming to the jokes,let me think...hmmmmm....

hey today i'm calling my dog krypto.....kryptoooooo.....come on say hi to all!!!!

well he is naughty!!!

hehehehehe...

JOKES:---

1)A nasty, sweaty, amazon woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a bar. 

She raises her arm, revealing a big hairy armpit. She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks:

“What man out there will buy a lady a drink?”

The whole bar goes dead silent, as the drinkers try to ignore her, nobody makes eye contact. 

At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says:

“Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!”

The bartender pours the drink and the woman proceeds to drink. 

A little while later, after she is done, she turns again to the bar and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and asking:

“What man out there will buy a lady a drink?”

Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says:

“Bartender, I’d like to buy the ballerina another drink!”

After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, “It’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?” 

The drunk replies, “Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!”.

2)10 ways why computer is better than your girl friend:---

1.) She doesn’t talk back to you. At best she beeps or gives you the silent treatment. 2.) She provides you with more information than your girlfriend will ever know. 3.) When you upgrade you know the costs up front. 4.) You can stare at tons of other girls and your computer will never get mad at you. 5.) You can shut her down whenever you get tired of her. 6.) Troubleshooting your computer is much easier than your GF. 7.) Your computer holds many valuable bits of information about your past and still likes you. 8.) You can press your computers buttons without any worry of repercussions. 9.) Your computer won’t sleep with your best friend or cheat on you. 10.) Your computer will cost a lot less than any girlfriend! So whoz best.hehehehheehe....... 3) why is 6 afraid of 7?  -because 7 ate 9!!!! 4)A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. The funeral company told the man that it would cost 45000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem. The husband said 'ship her home'. Shocked, the undertaker asked 'but sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money ?' The husband replied 'a long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead ... I cant take the chance !' 5)Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, "My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!" The second one said, "That's nothing! My father can shoot a gun, start running, and get there before the bullet!" The third boy just smiled. "That's nothing. My father is a Government servant. He gets off work at 5 and is home before 4!" 6) Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I'm not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!! 7)It was the Christmas season and the Judge was in a cheerful mood. "What are you charged with?" he asked the defendant. "Doing my Christmas shopping early, Your Honor," replied the defendant. "Well, that certainly isn't a crime," the Judge said. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened!" the defendant replied!!!! Well guys that's all for know!!!! hope you all like them!!! Hey i forgot to say it's krypto birthday today,well i need everyone's blessing for him!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY,KRYPTO!!!!!!! bye guys,don't ever stop your smiles!!!!

Jokes for everyone!!!!

Hi frns,
          Iam back with rocking jokes and summer is too hot!!!!!
Well i thank to all those people who follow this blog and it's really created to show my humor side because RAVALI-SMILES FOREVER!!!!

Hehhhe....
well as usual come on Uncle Bean,say hi to my friends!!!

Not like that!!!

Sorry guys we all know Uncle Bean!!!!

Well coming to the jokes,
hmmm....

Really i didn't knew it's this tough to make others laugh before,but i hope i'm some sort of successful....

Hmmm.....let me start with one of my school joke,ok.

1)Teacher: If you eat fish? 
   Student: It's good for my eyes. 
  Teacher: If you don't eat fish? 
  Student: It's good for the fish!!!!(heheh....but i don't like fish,but i eat it!!!)

2)Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on   academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.

The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________."

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.

Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"

Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."

He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

3)One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. 

Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!" 

Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!" 

Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy."

Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."

4)Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck on a plane that is falling fast.

They are 5 but there are only 4 parachutes.

 Hilary said "I'm a woman, you cant leave a woman on a plane to die" so she took one and jumped.

 Bush said "I'm the smartest in the world, every one needs me" he took one and jumped.

 Sarkozy blabbed something in french that no one understood, he took one and jumped. 

The monk tells the boy "You take the last parachute, let me die"

 the boy said "Why? We can both jump." "How is that?" said the monk. the boy replies, "Because the so called smartest man Bush took my school bag and jumped!!!"

5)Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans. 

One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven.

 
Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost.

 
A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?".

 
"Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya. 
First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!". 

"Thank God!" Joe shouts... 

"What is the bad news?!". 

"You're pitching tomorrow."!!!

Funny Pictures:---

1)Will you be my Best Friend!!!!

2)Poor Fluffy!!!!

hehehehe...that's all folks!!!

hope you guys enjoyed well!!!

don't forget to post your rememberable comments!!!

Come on Uncle Bean....

bye...