JOKES CRAZY !!!!

These are some stuff of jokes,hope you like those.... 

WARNING: No sad faces are allowed!!!!!!


1) A man finds a genie lamp.
He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and says "I may grant you 3 wishes, but your wife gets     double."
The man wishes for a new car. The genie gives him a new car and the man's wife 2 new cars.
The man then wishes for a new house. The genie gives him a new house and the man's wife 2 new houses.
The man then says, "For my final wish, I wish to be beaten to half-death."

2)A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:
- Do you have any bananas?
- No,I don't. ( says the barman)
- Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)
- No,I have not got any bananas!!!
- Do you have any bananas?
- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!!!
- Do you have any nails?
- No,I don't.
- Do you have any bananas?

3)A concerned husband went to the doctor to talk about his wife.

He said to the doctor, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things." 
"Well," the doctor replied, "go home tonight, stand about 15 feet from her, and say something. If she doesn't reply, move 5 feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this until we get an idea about the severity of her deafness."

The husband went home and did exactly as the doctor had instructed. He started off 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she was chopping some vegetables.

He said, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He heard no response. He moved 5 feet closer and asked again. No reply. He moved 5 feet closer. Still no reply. He finally got fed up and moved right behind her, about an inch away, and asked again, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replied, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"

4)Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the male brain:
On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.(i think it's true..hehe)

5)How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !!!!

As per the site rule,some funny pictures for all you folks...

Lets see....

Hey Mr.bean stop joking ha.......

Hey fatty wait i can catch it.....uhmm..

Hey i did catch the ball!!!....

Hehe...got the wrong one..god!!!!

That's all folks hope you enjoyed...don't let your smile go away...

Uncle  Mr.Bean come on...put that mask down.....

Hehehehe...bye folks.... 






 

 

Funny Pictures!!!!

These are some funny pictures of many aspects just have a nice view:

WARNING:People who keep sad faces are not allowed!!!

ohhh...the topics in the newspaper are greatttttttt!!!  Had a blast....

I got it i got it......ooofffff i got you.......

ok u fall i will jump on you  eeehaaaaa.....

Wishing well.......

I really love my pc.....muhahaaaa....

I love my bike...lets see how it stands...ahmmm...

Hope everyone liked it!!!!
see you with nice more pics in my next post.....

The Funniest Jokes in the world

The best funniest joke in the world in 2002 is follows like this:

1)A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

 The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

2)The Second Funniest Joke ever:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, 
Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

Holmes:‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson:I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” 

Holmes:“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.

Watson:“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of               planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is               approximately a quarter past three."
        “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see         that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it        tell you, Holmes?” 

Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”


Had a blast??? i wonder yes and know would you like to read some GHOST JOKES??
 wierd ha but know enjoy these petty jokes.........

1)What type of music do ghosts prefer?
Ans: Spirituals, of course.

2)What do you get when you bite a ghost?
Ans:A mouth full of sheet

3)What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ans:Ice Scream

4)What’s a haunted chicken?
Ans:A poultry-geist!!!

5)When does a ghost have breakfast?
Ans:In the moaning.

That's it pals had lots of ghost jokes... now some other jokes...

1)A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
  The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
  So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"!!!!

Funny pictures:

 

 

 


  ooohhh that hurts......may god help him.........

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INTRODUCTION

I started this blog because at present i see many people just got many tensions and are really craving to laugh,this made up my mind to create a blog which will have only jokes and many laughable pictures.The inspiration to start this blog has been given by my followers,my friends and every blogger in the blogosphere.So,people get ready to laugh may be a little sile is needed.

WARNING: No serious people are allowed,just keep a smile in your face!!!

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