Jokes jokes jokes!!!!!

Hi frns,

           hey guys these days not feeling well though but thought to write a post,laughing make us healthy and it will make us forget each and every tension or stress which we have,that's the reason may be i created my laughing blog to make others laugh!!

Well,i really thank to those people who really like my blog may be i'm good at making people laugh,i knew in every post of mine one will be the highlighted joke for sure!!!

well coming to the jokes,let me think...hmmmmm....

hey today i'm calling my dog krypto.....kryptoooooo.....come on say hi to all!!!!

well he is naughty!!!

hehehehehe...

JOKES:---

1)A nasty, sweaty, amazon woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a bar. 

She raises her arm, revealing a big hairy armpit. She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks:

“What man out there will buy a lady a drink?”

The whole bar goes dead silent, as the drinkers try to ignore her, nobody makes eye contact. 

At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says:

“Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!”

The bartender pours the drink and the woman proceeds to drink. 

A little while later, after she is done, she turns again to the bar and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and asking:

“What man out there will buy a lady a drink?”

Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says:

“Bartender, I’d like to buy the ballerina another drink!”

After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, “It’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?” 

The drunk replies, “Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!”.

2)10 ways why computer is better than your girl friend:---

1.) She doesn’t talk back to you. At best she beeps or gives you the silent treatment. 2.) She provides you with more information than your girlfriend will ever know. 3.) When you upgrade you know the costs up front. 4.) You can stare at tons of other girls and your computer will never get mad at you. 5.) You can shut her down whenever you get tired of her. 6.) Troubleshooting your computer is much easier than your GF. 7.) Your computer holds many valuable bits of information about your past and still likes you. 8.) You can press your computers buttons without any worry of repercussions. 9.) Your computer won’t sleep with your best friend or cheat on you. 10.) Your computer will cost a lot less than any girlfriend! So whoz best.hehehehheehe....... 3) why is 6 afraid of 7?  -because 7 ate 9!!!! 4)A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. The funeral company told the man that it would cost 45000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem. The husband said 'ship her home'. Shocked, the undertaker asked 'but sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money ?' The husband replied 'a long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead ... I cant take the chance !' 5)Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, "My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!" The second one said, "That's nothing! My father can shoot a gun, start running, and get there before the bullet!" The third boy just smiled. "That's nothing. My father is a Government servant. He gets off work at 5 and is home before 4!" 6) Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I'm not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!! 7)It was the Christmas season and the Judge was in a cheerful mood. "What are you charged with?" he asked the defendant. "Doing my Christmas shopping early, Your Honor," replied the defendant. "Well, that certainly isn't a crime," the Judge said. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened!" the defendant replied!!!! Well guys that's all for know!!!! hope you all like them!!! Hey i forgot to say it's krypto birthday today,well i need everyone's blessing for him!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY,KRYPTO!!!!!!! bye guys,don't ever stop your smiles!!!!